Chapter 4: The Growing Illusion (1)
After warning Jace, who I suspect might be gay, I received a message while heading back to the Association.
It was from the new receptionist, claiming to be my exclusive contact.
âExclusive, huh⌠That b*tch Ria Moa always acted like she hated me, and now sheâs pawned off my case to a newbie.â
I was already in a sh*tty mood, and this just added fuel to the fire.
The new receptionistâs message annoyed me too.
Those â^^â at the end of every line felt like she was subtly mocking me.
âThe time⌠itâs probably after hours. Iâll head straight to settle the mana stones and give her a taste of overtime hell.â
I sent a message saying I was coming to settle the mana stones and headed to the Association.
Just by meeting my eyes, the receptionist named Shine fainted.
âWhat the⌠Was my face that disgusting? Iâm not even wearing the mask.â
I thought my looks were above average, maybe mid-tier⌠or lower?
Guess I was wrong.
Ria Moaâs reaction made me think she mightâve been showing some interest, but it mustâve been a form of contempt.
After nine years without a single kind glance, I mustâve misread it. Embarrassing.
Wait. So my looks arenât even mid-tierâtheyâre bottom-tier?
Honestly, on Earth, Easterners tended to be seen as less attractive than Westerners. Not me, of course.
Still, with this face, Iâd be decent on EarthâŚ
Beauty standards vary by person, country, and world, so itâs hard to judge objectively.
But fainting at the sight of me? Really?
âF*cking hellâŚâ
My left eyebrow twitched with humiliation.
Calm down, calm down. This isnât the first time Iâve been insulted.
I know female receptionists are obsessed with looks and despise ugly men.
What can I do but be the bigger person and let it slide? F*ckâŚ
I decided to settle the mana stones later and just leave.
I considered helping the fainted rookie receptionist lying on the floor, but that felt wrong. Iâd get no thanks and might even get reported for harassment.
âExcuse me, ever thought about becoming a celebrity?â
A random woman approached me while I was walking through the city.
Celebrity? What kind of bullsh*t is that?
Oh. Is this that?
It reminded me of my student days on Earth.
Scammers targeting kids dreaming of fame, saying, âIâm from such-and-such agency. Youâre so pretty or handsome, ever thought about being a celebrity?â while handing out business cards to anyone.
I later learned it was all a scam.
Theyâd charge hefty lesson fees and swindle tons of money.
Back on Earth, my unapproachable looks kept those scammers away, so I never got a card⌠but I heard friends got scammed after receiving them.
âSigh. Now that my looks are subpar, Iâm attracting these con artists.â
First, Jaceâs gay advance.
Then Ria Moa, who found me so repulsive she dumped my case on a newbie.
That crazy catgirl who fainted at my face.
And now a scammer trying to prey on me because I look easy.
Four infuriating incidents in a row unleashed the crude mouth Iâd been suppressing.
âPiss off, you scamming b*tch.â
âHuh?â
You canât be nice to these types.
Parasites who leech off hardworking peopleâs spines. Trash who donât earn money honestly but lurk for chances to stab innocents in the back.
I wanted to rip open a manhole cover and shove her in, but I wasnât about to commit a crime. I was just pissed, not irrational.
Still, I had to say something.
âDidnât hear me? Want me to carve out your eardrums with my dagger? Get lost.â
âWhy are you being so harshâŚâ
âHarsh? You think scamming naive kids isnât harsh? What a crazy b*tch.â
âWhat are you even talking about? Iâm from SJ Entertainmentââ
âShut your trap, it reeks of tofu.â
âHey! What did I even do!? Your behavior is way out of line!â
Oh, so thatâs how youâre playing it?
Blaming the victim? Youâre done for today.
Iâll reform this villain into a saint.
âApologize right now!â
âApologize?â
Perfect timing.
I reached into the bag I was holding.
I pulled out an apple Iâd bought from a fruit shop earlier.
Crunch!
I crushed it with one hand and held it out to the scammer.
âWant to end up like this apple?â
âN-no, thatâs not what I meantâŚâ
âHey, scammer.â
The little performance was over; now it was time for real reform.
Phew. I burned white-hot.
After unloading every curse I knew, all my pent-up stress vanished.
It felt like a weight lifted off my chest. So refreshing.
Sniff, sobâŚ
The scammer put on a dramatic act, squeezing out tears, drawing a crowd of onlookers.
I didnât say anything that harsh, but she was cunning.
âWhatâs going on?â
âHeâs yelling at a woman? Man, his words are brutal.â
âBut maybe she did something wrong? For a guy like that to snap?â
âLooking at his face, it seems possible.â
âI wouldnât mind getting yelled at by himâŚâ
They were whispering among themselves, but I couldnât hear clearly.
If this keeps up, Iâll be painted as the bad guy.
Iâm the victim here.
Before things escalated, I turned to slip away.
âThat voice⌠Minhoo Seol?â
I came face-to-face with someone I really didnât want to see.
What a lucky day.
âMinhoo? Itâs Minhoo, right?â
I kept walking.
Hands in my pockets, I ignored her and kept going.
âWhy are you ignoring me? Donât you remember me?â
I remember. Vividly, you fcking btch.
The 13th party I joined, âTrip.â
One of the harem members under a sleazy male leader. Dragonkin, Anflea.
Blood-red short hair.
Even fiercer crimson eyes.
Two horns sprouting from her head.
And a lava pouch as big as her face⌠never mind.
When I first saw her, her captivating beauty almost stole my heart.
I even had some fondness for her until I learned her sadistic nature.
Now, sheâs just a lizard roaming the streets, nothing more, nothing less.
âWow~ They said if you took off that mask, youâd be the worldâs greatest heartthrob!â
Yeah, my old face.
Not handsome enough now, so youâre mocking me? What a crazy b*tch.
I kept ignoring her and walked faster, but this lizard b*tch blocked my path.
âHey! Why do you keep ignoring me!?â
Does this airhead not remember what she did to me?
Sheâd probably keep following me, so I decided to say something.
âWho are you?â
I didnât want to get involved, so Iâd pretend not to be Minhoo Seol.
Now, back to my pathâŚ
âWhat? You donât remember me? Iâm Anflea! Why are you pretending?â
Sigh. Persistent b*tch. She doesnât know when to quit.
âWhoâs that?â
âWe were in a party together! Minhoo Seol, stop pretending!â
âIâm not Minhoo Seol.â
âYes, you are!â
âI said Iâm not.â
Anflea puffed out her cheeks dramatically.
Trying to act cute? To me, itâs just disgusting. Pocket lizard b*tch.
âThen whatâs your name?â
ââŚJace.â
Caught off guard by the sudden question, I used Jaceâs name, the guy Iâd just parted ways with.
Heâs the gay guy who showed interest in me, so itâs fine.
âJace? Not Minhoo Seol?â
âThatâs what I said.â
ââŚâ
Anflea scanned me up and down, eyes narrowed, then seemed to think deeply before holding out her phone.
âFine. Whatever. Give me your number, Jace.â
What a wild turn. Is this conversation even making sense? How does it jump to asking for my number?
âI donât have a phone.â
âDonât lie! Whatâs that bulge in your pocket?â
âMy piss pouch.â
ââŚâ
Anfleaâs face turned red.
âYou keep messing aroundââ
Iâm done with this.
This is getting exhausting.
Whack!
I smacked the back of Anfleaâs head.
âOw, what theâ!?â
And I ran.
My agility is SSS-rank. No hunter could catch me.
âHey!!! Youâre dead if I see you again!!!!â
Likewise.
If we meet in a gate later, Iâll stab you in the gut and vanish without a trace.
For now, itâs a strategic retreat.
I canât cause a scene in the city outside a gate.
Looking forward to future revenge, I sped up.
Thereâs no way sheâd catch me⌠but if she did, Iâd be truly screwed.