Chapter 10: How I Accidentally Started a Club War
They call it the butterfly effect.
A theory that a butterflyâs wingbeat far away can cause a typhoon, that small changes can have massive impacts.
For instance, events that never happened in my past life are now occurring.
âKang-jun! Why donât you join us?â
Wednesday lunch.
I was eating in the student cafeteria with Cheon Yuha after finishing morning classes.
The menu was katsu steak.
While Cheon Yuha, who loved it, cleared three plates and stepped away for a refill, someone called out to me.
Who could it be? I barely had any close friends besides Cheon Yuha.
With that question, I blinked at the person approaching.
âGreetings, comrade!â
ââŚUh.â
A bright, harmless smile and a muscular, chiseled frame.
Even in Seondoâs relaxed dress code, this guy always wore his uniform neatly and attended classes diligently.
Combat Department rank 12, Kim Kap-soo, the future Sword Saint, a rising star.
I had no connection with him in my current life.
Though we shared Korean heritage, we were in different classes and used different weapons.
Kim Kap-soo wielded a sword, I used fists and feet.
So, he took Introduction to Weaponry, while I took Introduction to Bare-Hand Combat.
In my past life, we crossed paths maybe five or six times.
Despite attending the same school, we had little contact.
The campus was vast, and we only occasionally met in the cafeteria or hallways.
I thought itâd be the same this time, butâŚ
âKang-jun! Letâs start a club!â
ââŚA club?â
Apparently not.
âThey say the club registration period ends this Friday! Our schoolâs so global, there arenât many Koreans, right? So, I took the lead! Look, hereâs the application form!â
ââŚ.â
Kim Kap-soo beamed like a blazing sun.
Good lord, another hot-blooded type after Cheon Yuha?
Feeling queasy from his extroverted energy, I cautiously took the paper.
[101st Korean Friendship Association]
[A club founded to honor the spirit, culture, and essence of Korea, now a distant homeland. From watching K-dramas to visiting cultural heritage sites like Gyeongbokgung and JongmyoâŚ]
[President: Kim Kap-soo]
[Members: -]
ââŚWhat the hell is this?â
I clutched my head, feeling dizzy.
Was there such a thing in my past life?
I mustâve missed it, cooped up in the training room all day.
ââŚHow many Koreans are in this batch?â
From hazy memory, there were about ten in the Combat Department alone.
Thatâs one or two per class.
So why a club?
ââŚAnd why is there no one else listed?â
Why am I the first?
Narrowing my eyes with unease, I stared at Kim Kap-sooâs relentless grin.
He clenched his fist and declared boldly, as if he had no shame.
âBecause I just founded it! I submitted the application to the administration and came to eat, only to meet a compatriotâfate, isnât it?!â
ââŚHonestly, I donât think Iâll have time for a club.â
âNo worries! Just put your name on the roster and drop by whenever you feel like it. Weâre a nation of jeong (bond), right?â
Muttering âRight?â with intense eyes, Kim Kap-soo pressured me.
Just as I was about to refuse, feeling this would be a hassle, Cheon Yuha returned with a katsu steak plate piled with salad and started making a fuss about joining.
âIâm in! Me too!â
Youâre not even Korean.
But Cheon Yuha wasnât the type to care about trivial things like nationality.
According to her, borders donât exist between friends.
âItâs just three years of school life! Shouldnât we try everything, like clubs?â
Her rare sensible words made it hard to argue I was too busy cultivating.
ââŚThree years of school life, huh.â
To survive those three years, I had to avoid expulsion first.
I needed to build my inner energy to reach peak level.
But lately, Iâd been anxious about my inner energy, and experience told me I needed to stay calm in times like this.
âMess up, and youâll face qi deviation.â
Yeah, I needed a breather, even if just for a bit.
Itâs not like Iâd be super active in a club focused on K-culture.
So, Cheon Yuha and I compromised, joining as occasional members.
We also made a private agreement to go somewhere together.
âOh, nice! Broadening your horizons comes from seeing the world! Where are you planning to go?â
âIâll tell you later.â
Secret realms with intricate formations, dungeons with massive beastsâpremium destinations for rewards, training, and a stroll.
But for some reason, I felt I shouldnât mention it now.
ââŚHer eyes are sparkling too much.â
It wasnât planned, but seeing a path to elixirs made it a satisfying deal.
Sheâd probably go if I just asked, but itâs better to have some give-and-take.
Two days later, it was Friday.
Since joining, I hadnât heard from Kim Kap-soo, so I figured itâd come up later.
No big deal starting a club for fun at school, right?
No need to contact him first.
Or so I thought.
ââŚDamn.â
[37 Missed Calls â Kim Kap-soo, Cheon YuhaâŚ]
I let my guard down for a moment.
Seondoâs students receive countless benefits: penthouse dorms, unlimited enchanted uniforms, and lectures from top-tier faculty.
Plus, a cafeteria with elite chefs, meticulously built training and forging rooms, and cutting-edge facilities.
They pour support and perks into ensuring teenagers in a growth-demanding environment donât lose interest.
Clubs were no exception.
The school promised maximum support for 20 official clubs each year.
As long as they didnât harm anyone or disrupt the academic schedule, almost anything was allowed.
âBut only for the 20 official clubs.
Every year, the student council rigorously reviewed clubs to ensure proper activity.
They demoted or disbanded five underperforming clubs as temporary clubs.
In their place, five new clubs were selected from the many founded annually.
Fates often depended on the entrance scores of club members.
For exampleâŚ
[Club: Meditation â Head: Ki Shin]
A club solely for meditation with an equally dull activity plan.
But the student council officer, seeing the applicantâs top entrance score, stamped approval immediately.
Boom!
Only four spots remained for official clubs.
âWe did well last year.â
âShow me the plan.â
ââŚHere.â
âThis is actually good? Okay, approved.â
One spot was taken by Hunting, a temporary club demoted last year that had been waiting for its chance.
Only three spots left.
Then, the second-ranked studentâClass 2âs âAngelââapplied for Genesis, a club exploring Seondoâs remote areas and secret realms.
Class 6âHell Pathâs entire cohort formed Hell Path, a 50-member club to endure hell together.
And Kujo Kisara, rank 4 from Class 4, founded Empire to celebrate Japanese culture.
It seemed these three would take the spots.
That is, until Wednesday evening, when the 101st Korean Friendship Association submitted its application.
ââŚCombat Department rank 3, Heavenly Demon Cultâs young leader, Cheon Yuha, in the Korean Friendship Association.â
Cheon Yuha wasnât the president or Korean, but to the score-obsessed student council, that didnât matter.
BoomâBoomâBoom!
Following tradition prioritizing membersâ scores, Genesis (second-ranked), Hell Path (ranks 6 and 7), and 101st Korean Friendship Association (rank 3 Cheon Yuha) were approved as official clubs.
Thursday morning, Kujo Kisara, hearing the news, thought:
âAre they insane?â
Recalling Seondoâs tradition, she filed an objection with the student council.
And Seondoâs student council gladly accepted valid objections.
âThe principal decreed: All matters are settled by fighting well.
If strength and scores ruled, then settle it with a fight.
Thus, Seondoâs unique, insane negotiation method, Brawl, was set.
âAttention: A battle will take place on campus starting Friday at 6 p.m. Please do not be alarmed and evacuate. Again, starting Friday at 6 p.mâŚ
Per the rules, Empire announced the impending clash with the other club across campus 24 hours in advance.
Even at the scheduled time, if the opponent didnât make eye contact for five seconds or expressed refusal, no attack would occur.
But the fight was never delayed indefinitely.
Avoiding battle without offering an alternative meant defeat, so the 101st Korean Friendship Association eventually stopped dodging and accepted the fight.
And the result:
âHaha, sorry for calling you out so lateâŚâ
Seeing me glare, Kim Kap-soo scratched his cheek awkwardly, looking embarrassed.
His left arm was in a cast, making his free right arm stand out unnaturally.
Taking in the pitiful sight, I scanned the defeated remnants around us.
The 101st Korean Friendship Association members, without Cheon Yuha, were all Korean.
Every one of them had gauze on their faces or limbs in casts.
Iâd rushed over after checking my terminal, only to find this mess.
âThey got completely wrecked.â
Even a stranger could see the gloom on their faces.
Except for Kim Kap-soo, they were all mid-to-low-tier cadets, ranked below 100.
On the other side, Kujo Kisara, the president, was transcendent, and her two subordinates were peak-level warriors on the cusp of that wallâan overwhelming gap in strength.
ââŚI thought we could at least hold them back, but even that was tough.â
Kim Kap-sooâs bitter expression made me feel pity, but it was an expected loss.
A first-class beating a peak-level warrior was rare; a peak-level beating a transcendent was even rarer.
It was practically impossible.
âHow do you break through protective qi?â
But I had no intention of blaming them for fighting recklessly.
âŚThat Korea-Japan War the assassin mentioned.
Iâd been training late last night and went to the training room early this morning, cultivating all day, so I had no clue.
With no real classes, I didnât bother checking my terminal, left it in the dorm, and saw the messages too late.
âOh noâŚâ
Even as a ghost member who only lent my name, I felt guilty for chilling while they got pummeled.
How could I tell them to give up the club for fighting recklessly?
âHmm.â
Feeling a bit defeated, I racked my brain for a solution.
And, surprisingly, I found one.
âWah, Heavenly Demon Mommy.â
Iâd come up with a downright petty plan.