Chapter 4: Nico boat is absolutely not allowed….
A white knife went straight through my stomach.
“Keuk…!”
It hurt.
The pain of the knife going through my stomach was the most painful of all the pains I’ve felt while attending Tolemos Academy.
“Joo-hyuk, you know that I really love you…?”
The fact that the person who stabbed me was Han Jiyeon was making it hurt even more.
“What, what is this….”
“Joo-hyuk, I really like you so much.
Because Joo-hyuk is so kind to someone like me.”
Instead of pulling the knife out, Han Jiyeon hugged me and rubbed her cheek against mine.
She gently touched my back with her hand, making me wonder if it was really Han Jiyeon who had just stabbed me.
“But… why isn’t Joo-hyuk looking at me?”
Kkwak-.
“Ugh…! Wait a minute!”
Then, she suddenly tightened her grip and scratched my back with her fingernails.
She was pushing our bodies closer together, forcing the knife that had been stuck in my body to go in further.
“You know, I really waited a long time?
Even though Joo-hyuk had a lot of women around him, I thought he would come back someday, so I didn’t say anything.”
“Wait a minute, I’ll tell you everything…”
“But he didn’t come back…?
Whenever I saw girls around Joo-hyuk, I thought about cleaning them all up more than once or twice, but I didn’t do it because I thought Joo-hyuk would hate it…”
Han Jiyeon’s red eyes began to darken.
Like a puddle of blood in a place where no light entered, the crimson pupils made me even more terrified.
“That’s why… I can’t stand it anymore.
I won’t let Joo-hyuk be free.
If Joo-hyuk is free, there will be a lot of women around him.”
“Ahhhhhh!!”
Han Jiyeon pulled the knife out of my stomach and used it to cut off my arms and legs in one go.
Blood started to spurt out like a fountain from where my legs had been.
It hurt so much that I felt like I fainted.
If I keep doing this, I’m really going to die.
I’m really going to die.
“It’s okay, Joo-hyuk.
I’ll freeze the bleeding part so that the blood doesn’t leak out.
Joo-hyuk, all you have to do now is live happily with me.”
At first, when Han Jiyeon looked at me, her eyes were bright red, but now, the Han Jiyeon I was looking at was looking at me with dark eyes that were completely dark red.
Something was crazy.
“Now… The two of us will live happily together.
I’ll keep feeding you.
If there’s anywhere you want to go or hang out, I’ll take you.
Joo-hyuk, all you have to do now… is live with me.
Got it?”
What have I done?
It’s already too late to regret it.
Now, all I have left is a life where I might as well die.
[Academy’s Harem Warrior-Complete]
“…What the hell is this?”
Suddenly, the main character of a novel that was doing well had his limbs cut off and the story ended.
[Academy’s Harem Warrior].
It was a fun piece of work that I haven’t seen in a long time, and although I’m usually a pure-hearted person, I’m the one who eats a harem if I have to, so I enjoyed it a lot.
But, all of a sudden, it’s Nice Boat.
It was about time to start organizing traffic, but I was dumbfounded by Han Jiyeon’s sudden impulsive behavior that turned it into Nice Boat.
At least, it wasn’t a piece that was going to end right away.
“I have to get off…
I don’t know if it’ll be meaningful since it’s already over.”
They say that true fans write 5,700 characters in extreme anger, but I didn’t put in the effort to write 5,700 characters.
It just felt empty.
I had watched it well and filled my heart with affection, and I had even prepared bullets to support it as a celebration, but it suddenly ended like this, so I felt empty.
“I waited until 5 in the morning to see this…”
I turned off my Samsung Galaxy, threw it somewhere on the bed, and fell asleep.
“…?”
When I opened my eyes, the ceiling felt new.
Did I get possessed?
If it was a real possession, I would like to be possessed by a character who is moderately sweet.
After lying down for a while, I got up and went to the bathroom to wash up, and started to check what character I possessed.
White hair and blue eyes.
A face that was quite handsome even to a man.
It was Lee Joohyuk, the main character of [Academy’s Harem Warrior].
“…F*cked.”
The character who gets stabbed by one of the main heroines, Han Jiyeon, and ends up a limbless doll.
A year from now, I have to be more cautious than anything to avoid getting stabbed by Han Jiyeon.
My vision started to go dark.
What do I do?
“Nice Boat is absolutely not an option…”
At the very least, I have no desire to be stabbed and turned into a limbless doll.
The best option would be to avoid any connection with Han Jiyeon, but she’s practically an auto-capture heroine, so there’s no way to escape her.
Then the answer is to push away the other heroines and focus only on Han Jiyeon…
“How the hell do I do that…?”
A 20-year-old virgin suddenly dealing with romance?
I genuinely couldn’t see a way to handle this.
Not wanting to think about it anymore, I lay back down on the bed and tried to sleep.
No matter what, I just need to avoid the Nice Boat ending.
A week has already passed, and soon I’ll have to go to Tolemos Academy.
“Haha…”
And so, I dug out the uniform I had buried somewhere in my room after giving myself a mental breakdown.
Do I really have to wear this?
No matter how I think about it, this feels wrong.
A loose dress shirt and cardigan that show my collarbone look insanely hot when someone else wears them, but when I do, it’s nothing but embarrassment.
The collarbone and cleavage subtly visible through the oversized clothes are a turn-on, sure, but me wearing it?
No matter how I think about it, it’s not right.
“But… I have to wear it, right?”
What can I do?
I can only blame the pre-possessed Han Jiyeon for buying this uniform.
No, no, I didn’t buy this because I wanted to.
It’s not my taste…
Well, whatever, it’s not like I bought it or wore it because I wanted to.
It’s just… buying a new uniform would cost too much, so I have no choice but to wear this oversized one.
“Ugh… Why are all the underwear black?”
If this were a site like Hitomi, I’d be shouting about the way of the warrior, but this is reality, and I’m the one wearing it.
Should I be thankful it’s not completely see-through lingerie?
Either way, it’s embarrassing all the same, so it’s not much comfort.
Guess I’ll start by changing my underwear.
With still-unfamiliar movements, I started taking off my bra.
Luckily, my body was flexible enough to reach the hooks easily, but my lack of skill meant it took a while to unfasten them.
“Ugh… When will this come off…!
Oh, there—”
After a few minutes of struggle, the hooks finally came undone, and the bra started to slip off, revealing my impressively large chest.
-Creak.
“Hey! How long are you gonna take to—”
And at that exact moment, with the worst possible timing, my brother, who was waiting to drive me to the academy, barged into my room without warning.
I ended up showing him my bare chest, no bra in sight.
“….”
My mind went blank.
What the hell just happened?
I’m sure I locked the door.
How did he get in?
Then I saw the metal chopstick in his hand and realized he’d picked the lock.
Immediately, I grabbed the blanket from the bed to cover my chest.
“KYAAAAAAA—!!!”
With my face burning red, I channeled my embarrassment into a scream.
“Get out!
Get out now!”
“Sorry, my bad.
Hurry up and get ready.”
-Bam.
I was about to throw the bra I’d taken off at him, but he bolted and slammed the door shut, leaving me defenseless and attacked.
…No, the worst-case scenario could’ve been throwing my bra at him.
I should be satisfied with this outcome…
No, how can I be satisfied with this!
No matter how much I’m a guy, I still feel embarrassed.
Even when guys see my body, that shameful feeling is creeping back.
It took a long time to calm that embarrassment, and even longer to put on the uniform and step out.
“Hey, I’m done—”
-Thud.
“Ugh.”
“Die…!”
As soon as I stepped out in my uniform, I threw a full-hearted punch at my brother.
Even though I hit him hard, he didn’t seem hurt, and my already weak body felt even weaker, so I cried.
The morning of my first day at the academy was an absolutely insane start.
*
“Even if I don’t have any friends, isn’t this a bit much?”
“…Be quiet.”
The auditorium at Tolemos Academy was noisy.
It was bustling with preparations for the entrance ceremony.
Of course, there were so many people I couldn’t even fit in properly, so I clung to my brother’s arm and looked around cautiously.
In case the protagonist came looking for me.
I had to avoid such an unfortunate event.
If I could find the protagonist, I could avoid him, so I searched for him.
It’s not like I’m doing this because I’m a loner who can’t talk to people.
“Hey… look at that guy, he’s handsome.
He could be my equal.”
Fortunately, I was able to find the protagonist right away.
“…This is annoying.”
It was thanks to the ‘probability’ that was on a different level from the surroundings.